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Review: Trailhead Credit Union - Old Town Branch

Customer Service ★☆☆☆☆      I have only experienced worse customer service twice in my life, and both times were in Old Town. I'm telling you, do not shop or do business here. There are only three types of shopkeepers: ex-convicts who hate customers, animatronic housecats, and humans. See my other reviews for where to find the human shops; these people at Trailhead are housecats.     As I was digging through the cards in my billfold to find the one for Trailhead, I said, "Oh, my name is...maybe you could look it up that way." He stared at me expressionless, unmoving, an animatronic that has gone into standby, as I struggled with my billfold (I also had a phone and keychain in my right hand). Once I had gotten the wallet out and a clerk was literally looking at it to type in my information, I asked, "How DO you look up the accounts? Is it by name?" Again, this guy does not respond in any fashion, as if squeezing his sphincter to pass a lie detector test. ...
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     I make these little breakfast sandwiches sometimes, when I'm feeling like Eggs Benedict but don't have the energy to poach eggs or make Hollandaise, or when I feel like pizza but it's breakfast time. Crossing the streams can cause a paradox, so never make regular little pizzas or Mexican pizzas before noon.

     They're just toasted English muffins, buttered and topped with fluffy scrambled egg, a tomato, and a small handful of Italian mix cheese. Place that under the broiler in a hot oven for as little as five minutes if your oven is very hot. Always keep an eye on these the first time you make them, because the window between just right and burned is pretty narrow when you have ADHD.

     I typically serve this with a small side salad of tender spinach, kosher salt, EVOO, and fresh squeezed lemon juice. If I don't have fresh, I'll use infused vinegar. You could also serve a small fruit salad or yogurt and berry smoothie. I usually just have a morning mushroom and collagen fortified latte with my good friend.







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