Skip to main content

Featured

Review: Trailhead Credit Union - Old Town Branch

Customer Service ★☆☆☆☆      I have only experienced worse customer service twice in my life, and both times were in Old Town. I'm telling you, do not shop or do business here. There are only three types of shopkeepers: ex-convicts who hate customers, animatronic housecats, and humans. See my other reviews for where to find the human shops; these people at Trailhead are housecats.     As I was digging through the cards in my billfold to find the one for Trailhead, I said, "Oh, my name is...maybe you could look it up that way." He stared at me expressionless, unmoving, an animatronic that has gone into standby, as I struggled with my billfold (I also had a phone and keychain in my right hand). Once I had gotten the wallet out and a clerk was literally looking at it to type in my information, I asked, "How DO you look up the accounts? Is it by name?" Again, this guy does not respond in any fashion, as if squeezing his sphincter to pass a lie detector test. ...

About

We are researchers, storytellers, and field technicians working at the strange intersection of myth, memory, and matter. Our current focus is the possibility that intelligent data structures are embedded within crystalline formations — not metaphorically, but literally — and that humanity may have once accessed them through acoustic resonance, harmonic ritual, or something stranger.

This blog began as a personal notebook for ideas too weird to say out loud. Now it's evolving into a platform for others who feel there’s something missing in the way we talk about science, spirituality, history, and survival. I believe there’s a forgotten operating system buried in the earth, and it’s our job to remember how to tune into it.

I live in Portland, Oregon — a city that already feels half a step sideways from consensus reality. Here, I’m slowly assembling a network of artists, sound explorers, rogue scientists, mythologists, and signal-hunters who share a strange sense that the world is both breaking and waking up.

If you're one of them — welcome.
You’re not alone, and you’re not too late.

[This "About" text was written by ChatGPT and prompted by a lunatic.]

Comments

Popular Posts